In the past year I have lived with five different dogs in three different states

and how can only one thing or place or person be enough things or places or persons

It happened that I am training to be a Montessori pre-school teacher for wealthy urban children in Seattle. Forty hours of my week consists of teaching fresh humans how to use a fork, how to tell the difference between an apple and a pineapple and how to not regularly soak your pants in urine. I also travel around the classroom like a crab, consistently speak just above a whisper and call everyone "friend."

The amount of feces I am exposed to on a daily basis is incredible and the lesson plan for my age range basically revolves around staying alive. snack clean poop put on shoes walk lunch clean poop pee nap snack clean poop pee put on shoes walk pee go home

I drove here from Buffalo. It took days of waking up in piles of glitter in state after state. snack put on shoes drive lunch drive dinner drive sleep.

I made a lot of postcards.

I made this hat.

a drawing on the internet every day starts tomorrow